Tyra Show Bites The Dust

Farewell Tyra!

Ms. Banks is following Oprah's lead and bowing out of the talk show circuit.  Banks is ending her show after 5 seasons.  Tyra told People magazine: "This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years."  Tyra's moving on to focus on launching Bankable Studios, a film production company based in NYC.

Her 5th season wraps in the Spring of 2010.

Um, okay.  Goodbye then.

Oh, but America's Next Top Model will be back for a 15th season, starting in February.

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Top Model Gets More Drag...

...and I love it!  Halfway through this season of America's Next Top Model, I considered chucking the deuces on the whole thing.  I got tired of the same formula and Tyra's antics.  Then, I read she's bringing some new blood to the show.  Some, new draaaaaaagg queenish blood.

The show is experiencing some of its lowest ratings ever.  So what's Ty Ty Baby to do?

Bring back that over the top Kimora Lee Simmons and drop a little Andre Leon Talley on dat azz, that's what she's gonna do.  Now, back in the day, word on the curb was that Tyra just couldn't get along with Kimora (or any other female judge, for that matter).  But, she's bringing Uncle Russell's old lady back to the show for the next cycle.

Andre Leon Talley will reportedly get the judging job currently held by Miss J Alexander.  Miss J will go back to her old gig of runway coach.

Let's just hope Miss Andre can get these girls some Vogue jobs.

Eh... who am I kidding.  They'll be selling weaves like the rest of them.

Tyra Loves Your Colon

Now, I'm all for the colonic.  Keeping your innards clean is a must.  But doing it on TV?  Uh, no.

Leave it to Ms. Banks to air someone's dirty laundry.  Tyra aired the first televised colonic on her show Friday.  Ewww.

Brew Tube: Dyin' for a Donk!

Okay, I'm donkless. Growing up, this breakdancer once called me "bankboard butt" in front of a group of dudes and I still have nightmares about his underbite havin' ass! My dink has gotten a little plump since those days and I'm okay with that. I do what I can in the gym and that's good enough for me. What I'm not going to do is damn near die trying to be Buffie the Body! That's exactly what these chicks on Tyra did. They went to a kitchen magician who injected a solution into their cheeks. Both ended up in I.C.U. close to death. One girl's organs shut down, they peed purple for days and one girl even had to wear a pamper. Now they can't sit for long periods of time. Really? It's not that serious boo. I blame Sir Mix-a-Lot for this foolishness!

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Brew Bits: Tyra on Super Strict Diet

If you've noticed Tyra slimming down lately it's probably due to the strict diet she's said to be on......

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Tyra Banks looked about thirty pounds lighter at the BET Awards show a few weeks ago, and now FOX411 knows why.

Banks is on a serious diet - so serious she’s banning people around her from eating, too!

“She has become so strict with her diet that she can’t even stand for junk food or fattening food to be around her,” a source close to the talk show host tells FOX411. “So she’s basically telling anyone she eats with what they can and can’t order.”

Memba when she went Mystikal Ballistikal at the media for calling her fat? hee hee!

KISS MY FAT ASS!!!!