Tyra Loves Your Colon

Now, I'm all for the colonic.  Keeping your innards clean is a must.  But doing it on TV?  Uh, no.

Leave it to Ms. Banks to air someone's dirty laundry.  Tyra aired the first televised colonic on her show Friday.  Ewww.

Wanna lose 15-35 lbs in a week? Take a dump!

She's back ya'll! and as your resident shitologist it is my civic duty to present you with the "feed your vagicat yogurt" lady! She says the key to losing a huge amount of weight in a short amount of time is a super duper clean colon. Hmmmm...... now ya'll know I'm a huge fan of the colonic and have already booked my summer cleanse at the shit spa and while I do feel quite footloose and fancy free when it's done, I never lose this stupid amount of weight. But hey, I guess it doesn't hurt to give her videos a looksie, especially for those who are still a lil squeamish about the whole colonic thing, at least with her method you can do it in the comfort of your home....

I quite enjoy her and I absolutely love the lil naughty nurse outfit..... she brings me joy because well.... Imma be nice. Til next time, keep those colons clean people! toodles!

COLONIC FEVER!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's about that time for me to get the shit sucked outta me. I'm pumped up like a mug! I think Imma wear a skirt this time. I wanna look cute but unassuming, ya know?

If anyone is in the DC area and you think you might wanna join me let me know. Instead of a meet -n-greet we could do a meet-n-shit. How forkin awesome is that????? Now that's some shit (pun intended) you'd never forget.

I'm tellin you at the end of it I always feel pure, like a virgin being touched for the very first time, lol! ( so you know there must be A LOT of doo doo being sucked outta me if I feel like a virgin again, cause boy let me tell ya.......)

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And here's a lil vid for those still a lil shy about the whole process..... do it, it'll change your life and make you a much happier you.....