COLONIC FEVER!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's about that time for me to get the shit sucked outta me. I'm pumped up like a mug! I think Imma wear a skirt this time. I wanna look cute but unassuming, ya know?

If anyone is in the DC area and you think you might wanna join me let me know. Instead of a meet -n-greet we could do a meet-n-shit. How forkin awesome is that????? Now that's some shit (pun intended) you'd never forget.

I'm tellin you at the end of it I always feel pure, like a virgin being touched for the very first time, lol! ( so you know there must be A LOT of doo doo being sucked outta me if I feel like a virgin again, cause boy let me tell ya.......)

For more info about my shit spa of choice, click here:

And here's a lil vid for those still a lil shy about the whole process..... do it, it'll change your life and make you a much happier you.....