Wanna lose 15-35 lbs in a week? Take a dump!

She's back ya'll! and as your resident shitologist it is my civic duty to present you with the "feed your vagicat yogurt" lady! She says the key to losing a huge amount of weight in a short amount of time is a super duper clean colon. Hmmmm...... now ya'll know I'm a huge fan of the colonic and have already booked my summer cleanse at the shit spa and while I do feel quite footloose and fancy free when it's done, I never lose this stupid amount of weight. But hey, I guess it doesn't hurt to give her videos a looksie, especially for those who are still a lil squeamish about the whole colonic thing, at least with her method you can do it in the comfort of your home....

I quite enjoy her and I absolutely love the lil naughty nurse outfit..... she brings me joy because well.... Imma be nice. Til next time, keep those colons clean people! toodles!

Ever been told you smell like the "Catch O The Day"??

Well according to homegirl you only need to feed your vagina yogurt and poof! funk be gone! Madam Nutjob featured here suggest that if your womanly parts don't smell like a flower then you should follow her advice and get yourself on the road to having a botanical vaginal....





I think Giant is having a big sale on yogurt this week so don't delay my fishy little lovelies!!!