Strictly For The Ladies: The Diva Cup

Ladies, I’m all for being green and saving the Earth and treehugging and all that Al “I invented the internetz…put it in the lock-box” Gore jibberish. But some things just go a little too far for me. For instance, I will not be composting my dog's poop and using it on my greens and tomatoes in the back yard.

I won’t be "air drying" it when I should be using toilet paper, if you know what I mean. And I certainly do flush it down when it's brown and when it's mellow yellow too.

And, after seeing an ad for this creation in one of my favorite magazines, you can add this to the list of things I will not do for Mother Earth! I will not be Diva Cupping it any time soon.

Gents, you can stop reading at this point… unless you like throwing up in your mouth.

The Diva Cup is a non-absorbent menstrual cup that collects your Aunt Flow. I won’t go any further. I think you get the visual. They say this thing won’t leak and you can’t even feel it when you wear it. And, you can wear it for up to 12 hours before emptying it. (*cue my innards turning over at the thought of this*)

I know it’s a recession and we’ve all got to conserve our ducats. Hell, Tampax and Always can cut into a sista’s budget sometimes. But cut back on the Starbucks or something. This is drastic! I’m all for trying new things and being all adventurous and whatnot. But, no ma’am on this one. I can’t do it.

If you want a demo on how it's worn, go here… or if you just wanna see some vagicat discussion (you freak!).

Brew PSA Throwback: THE BEST 80'S PSA EVER

If you decide that you DO need to take your clothes off, to have a good time- remember this:



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Spring Cleaning Brew Style: Project #3 Wipe Me Down

Ladies…let’s have a chat. Now that Spring hath sprung, you’ve cleaned those dust bunnies and groomed your mannish facial hair, it’s time to get on the ball with your #1 friend…your va-jay-jay. Enter: Sweet Spot Labs.

They offer everything you need to make that cooch sing with glee, from a gentle wash to a "bidet in a bottle" to Terrence Howard’s favorite baby wipes. I never leave home without the On-The-Go Wipettes. They’re like the AMEX of freshness.

What’s the point in having a fresh outfit on with a dust bunny free attitude if your snatch smells like it’s holding dead people hostage?

Remember… like they say at the sushi restaurant: good fish should not smell like fish.

Ever been told you smell like the "Catch O The Day"??

Well according to homegirl you only need to feed your vagina yogurt and poof! funk be gone! Madam Nutjob featured here suggest that if your womanly parts don't smell like a flower then you should follow her advice and get yourself on the road to having a botanical vaginal....





I think Giant is having a big sale on yogurt this week so don't delay my fishy little lovelies!!!