Top Model Gets More Drag...

...and I love it!  Halfway through this season of America's Next Top Model, I considered chucking the deuces on the whole thing.  I got tired of the same formula and Tyra's antics.  Then, I read she's bringing some new blood to the show.  Some, new draaaaaaagg queenish blood.

The show is experiencing some of its lowest ratings ever.  So what's Ty Ty Baby to do?

Bring back that over the top Kimora Lee Simmons and drop a little Andre Leon Talley on dat azz, that's what she's gonna do.  Now, back in the day, word on the curb was that Tyra just couldn't get along with Kimora (or any other female judge, for that matter).  But, she's bringing Uncle Russell's old lady back to the show for the next cycle.

Andre Leon Talley will reportedly get the judging job currently held by Miss J Alexander.  Miss J will go back to her old gig of runway coach.

Let's just hope Miss Andre can get these girls some Vogue jobs.

Eh... who am I kidding.  They'll be selling weaves like the rest of them.

First Ever Transgender Top Model Contestant Appears on Larry King......

Boy Isis

Top Model/Girl Isis

Who can forget Isis, she made it on the show and through a few eliminations before she was cut. On Larry King she talks about her transition. This was all sparked by Chastity Bono's (Chaz) decision to become vagi-cat free.

Chastity.......( note the smidge of rouge)

Chaz....

It's easy to make fun but geesh it's gotta be hard to be a gender you don't wanna be. I mean I complain about having a vagi-cat, but at the end of the day, I still want it!

The Economy Made Me Do It

We told you about Tyra’s firing of fellow supermodel Paulina Porizkova, well it turns out you can blame that firing on the e-e-e-economy.

The show's executive producers have released a statement saying Porizkova was let go because of "the current state of the economy [which] has forced shows to make major budget cuts industry wide." The show’s producers say they enjoyed working with Paulina though.

Hmmm. First Kimora, then Janice, then Twiggy, then Paulina…lest we forget Nole too? We don’t believe you Tyra, you need more people.

Top Model Tomfoolery...

Man the life of an aspiring top model is a dangerous one indeed. At the recent auditions in NYC, the frantic emaciated young ladies found themselves knee deep in a stampede, maybe one of them spotted a burger and then the melee ensued. Check it out!