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Friday, December 18, 2009

Kimora Wants To Show You What She's Working With?



Russell's former bag carrier Kimora Lee Simmons says she's been in talks with Playboy "quite a bit" but her mission to make the world fabulous has gotten in the way of her exposing her vagicat.

The 34 year old mother of three told OK! Magazine:
“We’ve talked about it quite a few times. I’ve had cover stories lined up more than once. It’s something I never came around to doing at that time... I feel like I’m a little different than some of these women who do it because I do have a tremendous business, and an empire and a fashion line – my whole life of my businesses and being an entrepreneur and a business mogul. Sometimes I feel like I have the sex appeal and the wherewithal, and I feel like getting out there and doing it.”

"Some of these women"... whatchu tryin' ta say Kimora?

If she does take it off for the magazine, you can thank/blame Lisa Rinna for the inspiration.  The 46 year old big-lipped actress posed for Playboy in May.  Kimora applauds her move.
“I think if you can do it, and Lisa Rinna did it – great- and she looks hot, and then there are other times when I think ‘is this the same message I want to reflect about me as a businesswoman?"

Seems like Kimora is playing with our emotions.  Either you want to take it off or you don't.  It's not that serious, boo.  Get off the fence!

Oh, she did add a final jab...
“It’s just about balancing and juggling and wearing many hats. Sometimes I ask myself as a businesswoman, ‘would Oprah do that?’ Then other times, I say ‘but if Oprah had that body would she do it?’ I don’t know!”

Ouch!

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Top Model Gets More Drag...

...and I love it!  Halfway through this season of America's Next Top Model, I considered chucking the deuces on the whole thing.  I got tired of the same formula and Tyra's antics.  Then, I read she's bringing some new blood to the show.  Some, new draaaaaaagg queenish blood.

The show is experiencing some of its lowest ratings ever.  So what's Ty Ty Baby to do?


Bring back that over the top Kimora Lee Simmons and drop a little Andre Leon Talley on dat azz, that's what she's gonna do.  Now, back in the day, word on the curb was that Tyra just couldn't get along with Kimora (or any other female judge, for that matter).  But, she's bringing Uncle Russell's old lady back to the show for the next cycle.



Andre Leon Talley will reportedly get the judging job currently held by Miss J Alexander.  Miss J will go back to her old gig of runway coach.

Let's just hope Miss Andre can get these girls some Vogue jobs.

Eh... who am I kidding.  They'll be selling weaves like the rest of them.


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Friday, September 18, 2009

Brew Bits: J-Hud Loves Being a Mommy & Ki Ki and Her Peeps Do Fashion Week

Ki Ki and the fam at Fashion Week....

(way cool how her and Russy are still family-ish with one another)








J-HUD LOVES BEING A NEW MOMMY.....


"Oh my God, I’m somebody’s mother now,” the 28-year-old Academy Award-winning actress said on Oprah Winfrey’s block party show. “It is the best feeling in the world, no words can describe it. But one thing they don’t warn you about is, like, how your nerves just shoot up… Now I worry about every single thing: ‘Oh my God, what would happen if I sit him here, then he could fall and this could happen and that could happen.’ I worry like crazy"

Awww......

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Brew 'Awwww' - Kimora and Her Babies......



Baby Kenzo is a pumpkin!

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Brew Baby Bit: Kenzo Lee Hounsou ( I think....)

OK Magazine has the first pics of baby Kenzo Lee...... awwww. Go to OK for more..... That Aoki is a character, she slays me!







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