Brew Tube: Dyin' for a Donk!

Okay, I'm donkless. Growing up, this breakdancer once called me "bankboard butt" in front of a group of dudes and I still have nightmares about his underbite havin' ass! My dink has gotten a little plump since those days and I'm okay with that. I do what I can in the gym and that's good enough for me. What I'm not going to do is damn near die trying to be Buffie the Body! That's exactly what these chicks on Tyra did. They went to a kitchen magician who injected a solution into their cheeks. Both ended up in I.C.U. close to death. One girl's organs shut down, they peed purple for days and one girl even had to wear a pamper. Now they can't sit for long periods of time. Really? It's not that serious boo. I blame Sir Mix-a-Lot for this foolishness!

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