Brew Bits: April's Glossies

The easiest job in the world must be to write for Essence Magazine, there are only 4 topics in constant rotation:

• Why are you fat
• Why are you single
• Why black men hate us
• Why your credit is bad

Hey, at least they finally got a new fresh-faced celeb cover model,

(sorry Jill Scott-though apparently they put you on "Black Men Hate Us Duty")

Zoe Saldana. Uhura looks purdy!

Dwight Howard covers Men's Health

I think I prefer cover 2,especially from the neck down, yummo.

What’s Brewing?

Mehcad Brooks has some sausage to sell you... you buying? – The Life Files

Record label to Jill Scott: “Eff you, pay me” – Vibe

Foxy Brown takes shots at Lil Kim & Jay-Z – XXLmag

Dwight Howard’s babymomma dips it real low for some Super Bowl CLIPPERS tickets (possibly NSFW) – Black Sports Online

First, Dylan returns to spit “hot fiyah,”  now Chopper City makes a video…in his car (#BadBoyFail) – World Star Hip Hop

Rihanna makes major coin by just sitting on her arse – Fashionista

Betty White might jack your Snickers – rPulse

Brew News: The Interwebs are The NBA Debbil!

..Well, at least for Dwight Howard, the center for the Orlando Magic has filed two lawsuits in Orange County, Fla. against Royce Lyndsay Reed, the mother of his son, according to news reports.

"Documents obtained by WFTV in Orlando and posted on TMZ.com and WSB-TV.com show that Howard’s lawyers filed one lawsuit seeking $9.2 million in damages and the other to get custody of his 2-year-old son. " source

Allegedly, him baby movah has been giving disparaging detail--either through herself or a representative about his parenting --or lack thereof-on the webs.

Check out the court documents here! But flip to page 6 to enjoy the Lipstick Alley comments that brought upon the wrath of Howard.

Court Documents

(As an aside, I cannot stand when people spell reneged, 'renigged'! Self loathing motherfluffers.)

Dwight Howard Treats His One Millionth Twitter Follower

Dear Dwight,

I thought we had something special.  I thought we were building toward something.  I thought this was a pseudo-relationship that was going to blossom into something real.  Then I wake up this morning and find out you've flown some other broad to your city, our city, and treated her to a special trip just because she's your one millionth Twitter follower.  Well, what about me, son?  I've been following you for months.  Where's my moment?  How could you, Dwight?  How?

Here's the story:

Stephanie Fisher and her son Lawrence Shaw were flown to the Magic's season opener against the Philadelphia 76ers Wednesday.  Fisher won the trip by being the one millionth person to follow my Dwight on Twitter at @DwightHoward. After the game, he thanked Fisher for being his millionth follower and asked if she'd return for more games. And get this blasphemy: Fisher wasn't an avid Dwight Howard follower before she won the contest. She barely knew what Twitter was!!!!!!! Her husband was constantly talking the things he learned about Dwight via Twitter, so she decided to open the account and check him out.  He was one of the first people she followed.  Well, clearly, she's no dummy.

Source

Great Day In The Morn: Dwight Howard

Halleluyerrr! Dwight Howard on ESPN The Magazine's body issue!



Oh, here's something for you fellas too!

Tweet Talk: Look What Dhani Done Started....

Dwight Howard twitted the following:

@DwightHoward RT @ Reality show pitch for "Dwight Across America"
Here's how he sees it playing out....

"Basically, I want to jump into a really big customized tour bus (the kind the rock stars use) with a few of my friends and take a trip from the East Coast to the west coast.

I want to get out and meet some of the 3 million fans that voted for me in last years all-star game as well as some of the 1 million folks that follow me on twitter and facebook. Actually, my plan is to find 12 really cool American spots between my home in Orlando and the shores of California.

I would love for fans across America to write in about their state, their city, or their town. What’s cool about where you live? What’s fun to do there? Maybe I will make it one of my choice locations. Gator Farms, Working Farms, Ant Farms,..you got the biggest ball of yarn? the fattest cow, I want to see it all.

I don’t just want to meet America, I want to do my part to help my fellow man as well. What President Obama started we can all continue. Yes We Can (even if he didn’t pick my team to win). Tell me your stories and ideas for the show"

—DWIGHT

Hmmm, ok well, here's my pitch to you Dwight...... I'd like to add that you should stop in Maryland, come to my house, throw me against the wall in a fit of heated passion and then give me a piggy back ride. Should be a piece of cake for you to lift my 150lbs.... ok 175lbs..... ok 192lbs...... (that's as high as I'm going). The show can be called "Dwight Thrashes Bitches Across America"...... I smell a smashing hit!

HOLLA!!!