Brew Bits: April's Glossies

The easiest job in the world must be to write for Essence Magazine, there are only 4 topics in constant rotation:

• Why are you fat
• Why are you single
• Why black men hate us
• Why your credit is bad

Hey, at least they finally got a new fresh-faced celeb cover model,

(sorry Jill Scott-though apparently they put you on "Black Men Hate Us Duty")

Zoe Saldana. Uhura looks purdy!

Dwight Howard covers Men's Health

I think I prefer cover 2,especially from the neck down, yummo.