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Thursday, February 4, 2010

What’s Brewing?


Mehcad Brooks has some sausage to sell you... you buying? – The Life Files

Record label to Jill Scott: “Eff you, pay me” – Vibe

Foxy Brown takes shots at Lil Kim & Jay-Z – XXLmag

Dwight Howard’s babymomma dips it real low for some Super Bowl CLIPPERS tickets (possibly NSFW) – Black Sports Online

First, Dylan returns to spit “hot fiyah,”  now Chopper City makes a video…in his car (#BadBoyFail) – World Star Hip Hop

Rihanna makes major coin by just sitting on her arse – Fashionista

Betty White might jack your Snickers – rPulse

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Effin With Inga Will Lose You A Job


Messing with Inga Marchand Foxy Brown's ole yaki ass will get you fired.  While Foxy Boggie was serving time for tossing acrylics and airbrush machines in a manicure shop, the fallen Hip Hop diva was getting special treatment from her prison guards.  Well, now, 'deys fired!

It's been more than a year since her release, but three corrections officials at Rikers Island are resigning in connection with the allegations of preferential treatment.  Carolyn Thomas, Frank Squillante and George Okada will be combing the classifieds looking for new gigs.  Thomas served as Chief of Department, Squillante was assistant chief of special operations and Okada was warden of the detention center.

The officers allowed Foxy to do an interview behind bars and a photo shoot (with her Wet 'N Wild lipstick, of course).

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Brew Throwback Video: Aint No N*gga

This is also a dedication to my 1996-1998 boyfriend $20Paul, who thought this was a good look as 'OUR SONG'. I will never forget how you would 'ask me' for $20 dollars when I was IN the shower and how you would "hear" me say "get it from my purse"...If I ever see you and your wife and kids walking down the street, I'mma take your baby's stroller as repayment. You were fine as hell doe... no doubt. Bitch.

Anyways...enjoy a pre-clink homemade porno Foxy and a pre-Bey Camel.


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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Brew Intervention: Foxy Brown

Aight, now look! I know you're goin through a lil sumthin sumthin after this surfaced yesterday.....



But that is no reason for this.......



Girl bye! with looking like a raving nutbag just cause there's some lame footage of you slobbing peen on the innawebs......



And real talk Fox, holla at Tyra and see if she'll donate some of the wigs she's not wearing anymore to you. I am at my muthaforkin wits end with you and this Asian spice/kinky relaxed weave! STOP IT!!!!

I'm too weary to even go in on the lashes, Foolio Iglesias!

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Monday, August 24, 2009

Lady Rapper of Yesteryear: Foxy Brown Performs in Albany



Madam "Wet n Wavy" performed in a club in Albany..... isn't that the same as performing in Waco, Texas???? Hmmmm, well look if ya wanna.....


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Monday, July 20, 2009

"Poontang-neous Combustion": Washed Up Rapper Edition



What happens when your frequent visits to Dunkin Donuts and rib platter snacks catch up with you? Well if you're rapper 'Unfoxy Brown' you put on a too tight outfit that looks like your vagicat is in cardiac arrest, install color 1B wet n wavy tracks and take to the stage to let the youngins know you still got it. Only problem is the youngins are not blind nor def and they see your protective coat of blubber and issue an 'All Points Bulletin" for your talent...... Girl Bye!

Ain't cho mama a teacher or a principal or something like that Inga?? Can't she get you a janitor gig????

Getting booed in what appears to be a neighborhood pub is not swaggerlicious Unfoxy...... just sayin.....

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