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Witches' Brew: "Poontang-neous Combustion": Washed Up Rapper Edition

Monday, July 20, 2009

"Poontang-neous Combustion": Washed Up Rapper Edition



What happens when your frequent visits to Dunkin Donuts and rib platter snacks catch up with you? Well if you're rapper 'Unfoxy Brown' you put on a too tight outfit that looks like your vagicat is in cardiac arrest, install color 1B wet n wavy tracks and take to the stage to let the youngins know you still got it. Only problem is the youngins are not blind nor def and they see your protective coat of blubber and issue an 'All Points Bulletin" for your talent...... Girl Bye!

Ain't cho mama a teacher or a principal or something like that Inga?? Can't she get you a janitor gig????

Getting booed in what appears to be a neighborhood pub is not swaggerlicious Unfoxy...... just sayin.....

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2 Comments:

At Monday, July 20, 2009 at 9:15:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, ew! Looks like she's about to explode and a whole bunch of donuts, honey buns, snicker and other shits gonna come pouring out of her belly!

 
At Monday, July 20, 2009 at 9:47:00 PM EDT , Blogger Max Reddick said...

This is absolutely pitiful. Looks like she should have an advertisement for Krispy Kreme or something on her back.

 

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