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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Brew Music: New Day 26

Ya know, I actually liked these dudes in the beginning...'til Que took them down the road of b*tcha$$ness. Then it was all downhill from there.

Anywho, the Day 26 people have a new joint out that they're calling So Good. You be the judge...


I, for one, welcome any opportunity to see that Willie topless. I'm just sayin'...

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Black Eyed Thuggin’



Gossip blogger Perez Hilton reportedly caught a beat down at the hands of the Black Eyed Peas’ entourage. Perez says will.i.am attacked him in Toronto after the Much Music Awards.

Perez says it went down a little something like this: Fergie approached him, asking why he hates on their group so much. Then, later, will.i.am approached him a bit more aggressively, demanding that he stop blogging about the BEPs. That’s when things got heated. Perez says the manager of the BEPs then punched him in the face a few times, causing him to bleed.

The story is much juicier when you watch Perez’s teary statement posted on his blog. Watch all 11 minutes because the gem is at the end where he shouts out Fergie. Catch it here.

Not to be outdone, will.i.am posted his own response, claiming he did not attack Perez.




Perez and will.i.am are now engaged in a tweet war on Twitter. will.i.am created an account just to deal with the Perez rumors. Perez went so far as to tweet after the alleged beat down and some of his “followers” even called the Toronto police for him.

Twitter is getting quite a workout lately. First the Iranians post their musings about their crazy dictator, now Perez is tweeting about his smackdown.

Note to self: Don’t piss off the Black Eyed Peas.

Anyway, I’d watch out for Fergie. She does have that meth background.

I’m just sayin’…

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Advice From Someone Who’s Been There: Paging Dr. Cookie Puss!





Nothing irks me more than someone who is “Bout to”, “Fitting to” “Getting ready..’ to do something. To ghetto paraphrase Nike, JUST DO THAT SHIT MUTHFUGGA!
The things we attain in life, higher education, career or that hot ass body are less about lip service, and more about action.

If you want to be a proctologist be the best asshole you can be. If you want to be a GYN, then like Jake Steed.: ‘Get The P...’ What I’m saying is, do things every day that support the vision you have for yourself. Put yourself in the environment that best supports your dreams, and dump all the other extraneous stuff that does not fall in line with your goals. If you really want something, I mean realllllly want something. Eat and breath that shit. Surround yourself with like minded people, you’ll help each other reach your goals. If the situation lends itself to it, work for free, just for the experience. In this economy, who is turning down ‘free labor’?

In all honesty, it took me longer than some to realize what I want to be ‘when I grow up’ (yea I don’t think that is ever going to happen). But as I figured it out, the one thing I realized if I really wanted to make my dreams come true (and I dream BIG bitches), I have to suck it up and maybe miss out on some of the things that don’t support that goal. Seriously, do you want to go to the brain surgeon that you always see in the club every Friday and Saturday nights?

I suppose miracles do happen, but I don’t know that anyone immediately became a licensed vagi-cat doctor who spent all their time working at Carvel. I'm jussayin'.

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Photographic Evidence: WRESTLING







I've always maintained that wrestling of any kind is the most man-rotic sport invented.
Evidence: Tight lycra bedazzled costumes...uber- sensual holds...I present these into Evidence.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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