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Witches' Brew: Clean-up On Aisle 6

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Clean-up On Aisle 6

An Ohio man took out nearly $700 worth of top of the line steaks at Walmart (well, as top o’ the line as you can get for a Walmart, I reckon). Robert Jenkins rolled into the Wally, whipped out his wee-wee and whizzed all over the steak’ums.


How much you wanna bet those steaks went to the clearance section? #justsayin

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posted by Jem @ Tuesday, February 02, 2010   2 Comments

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At Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 8:05:00 AM EST , Blogger Shawn Smith said...

Why his last name has to be Jenkins?

So he wanted to beat his meat, over the meat?

That's as bad as the story I heard this morning about a man that raped a chicken on the subway. I guess he wanted to show the people on the train how he liked to choke his chicken.

Thank you, I'll be here all night. Remember to tip your wait staff *drops mike and walks off stage*

 
At Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 6:36:00 PM EST , Blogger Reggie said...

Wow!!! I'm sure that this is one of two different scenarios.

First, maybe he was so pissed off at the prices.....that he pissed off on the prices.

Two, they raised the prices on the pork that week; and they should know better than to come between a brother and his pork.

It's a tossup, it's one or the other........you choose.

 

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