Don't Eff with Grandma!

Hide your skillets! A 71 year old North Carolina woman accused of beating her husband with a frying pan is out on bond!

Rosie Lewis was freed from county jail on a $2,500 unsecured bond. She was charged with assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury for an August 14th argument that went terribly wrong (well, wrong if you're the husband, I reckon).

Police say the fight started when Lewis' 85 year old husband, James, complained about what Rosie made for breakfast. She started working on a second meal but they continued to argue. The argument turned into an all out thrashing when the husband allegedly drew back his cane to hit Miss Rosie.

That's when Rosie said hell to the naw and picked up an iron frying pan and whacked him on the head several times. He needed 50 stitches.

I guess he should just stick with Cream of Wheat and call it a day. No bacon's worth getting beat down for it.