Skid Mark Central: Tiger Woods

The natural elitist sounds that usually can be heard at country clubs were disrupted today thanks to our favorite "non-threatening magic Negro" Tiger Woods. Another golfer was doing his thing at the green when Tiger busts one. He then tried to compose himself when the cameras came back to him. That fart sounded like it forced its way to freedom and out of Eldrick's tight proper-talkin' ass. I wonder if his fart aroma is like a pheronome that sends secret signals to Swedish whooties in a 2 mile radius? Fast forward to the :30 mark for the boo boo.