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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

We Be Strokin! Brew's Sexy Finds.....

Pantene Pro-v 2 in 1 Shampoo and Lubricant

Pantene Pro-v is now marketing a shampoo that promises to heal your hair woes and get your boo off simultaneously, yup! it's true! It's all about multitasking in today's world, Pantene knows this.......


"In addition to providing women with a luxuriant head of shiny, healthy hair, our new Pantene Pro-V2 line is ideal for vigorously working that special someone's member without the soreness and discomfort caused by other shampoos," spokeswoman Karen Radcliffe said. "With 20 percent more of the moisture-rich ingredients found in the original Pro-V formula, your hair will always look great, and his penis will never get dried out or chafed."

Um, am I the only one who has never tried to 'choke the chicken' with poo??? I didn't even know that was a common thing to do.....

Next up..... Blinged Out Condom Holders

You no longer have to be embarrassed upon opening your purse to give someone a pen and having them see the 568 condoms just haphazardly thrown in there, get a fancy smansy case for them....

Go to to order (these go for $199.oo because they have real Swarovski Crystals on them but! they come with 2 free complimentary condoms, BOOYAH!) But if you're like me, they have others in the 'ballita on a budget' range that start at $29.00

And finally...... dry vagi-cat much???? Try KY Liquibeads

Let's face it, as we age, vagi-cats often have a mind of their own and sometimes we can't tell it what we want it to do. If you're prone to impromptu sexcapades but your love cookie is often 'Sahara dessert' dry wouldn't it be nice to know that you guys could both be spontaneous and comfortably ready no matter what comes your way??? Well try these liquibeads that promise to keep you lubed up for up to 4 days.... My only issue is, if you try and don't like, can you bring them back??....... that could get messy, yikes!

K-Y® Brand LIQUIBEADS™ is the first and only vaginal moisturizer with the OVULE™ insert. It lasts up to 4 days, making intimacy more enjoyable day or night. This superior formula enhances comfort to give you peace of mind, and the freedom to act spontaneously.

go here to learn more and get a coupon for $2.00 off.......

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At Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 11:23:00 AM EDT , Blogger Brooke said...

I've used shower gel on him, but never shampoo! Who knew!!!??? Is this for real???

At Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 7:07:00 AM EDT , Blogger Marrell said...

Lol, I am sorry I just cannot believe the first one, CAN NOT. That has to be fake, but now the the KY liquibeads sound awesome :D


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