Brew News: 107 Year Old Woman Seeks Husband # 23

I applaud ole gal (literally!) for being proactive, she says her current husband is away at drug rehab gettin himself all Pookie free and I suppose she knows that the dope she's been feeding him will have worn off and he will return home to the realization that he is married to the crypt keeper. I feel ya ole gal! That's what I learned when I pledged... Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance........

Get em girl!!

A 107-YEAR-OLD Malaysian woman says she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband might leave her for a younger woman.

Wook Kundor made headlines four years ago when she married Muhammad Noor Che Musa, a man 70 years her junior in northern Terengganu state, with pictures of the couple's wedding splashed across regional newspapers.

But Ms Wook is now looking for new love as she fears that Mr Muhammad, 37, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, will leave her once the programme ends, she told the Star newspaper.

"Lately, there is this kind of insecurity in me,'' the paper quoted her as saying, showing a photograph of the smiling, wrinkled-faced centenarian wearing a Muslim headscarf.

"I realise that I am an aged woman. I don't have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone.

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