WTF Files?: Pole Dancer Doll

Dear White Jesus,

Please don't let this be true.

I found quite the horrific discovery in my inbox this afternoon. But, of course, you knew that already didn't you? You being the all-seeing-eye and all. Please save our babies!

Amen.

Anyway, there's a pole dancing doll on the market now? I'm really hoping this is a great internet hoax or something.

The doll comes with blinking lights, a disco ball and a pole. It's not clear who makes the doll but it's already causing outrage.

Three years ago, a pole dancing kit for kids was pulled from stores in the UK after parents complained.

Isn't enough that our kids are bombarded by T&A on Black Bamboozled Entertainment Television? Do they really need a doll to reinforce this behavior?