Alert: "Hateration in this Dancery" - Halle Berry

ok seriously, how in the hayle is she 43????? Imma need to see a birth certificate right after I forcibly feed her 12 boxes of krispy kreme donuts...... bitch!

I'm giving myself 5 "haterations in this dancery" because  I am hating on Ms. Berry in the true sense of the word.....