On SNL's Lorne Michaels:
He's been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night Live my first year and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit. It was three o'clock in the morning, man, I'll never forget. Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man. I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I'm sorry, man. Excuse me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch... m*therf*cker's good. I remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, "Tracy, you are here not because you're black. You're here because you're f*cking funny, man." [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt] Changed my whole perspective. I wasn't so guarded anymore.On his favorite activity...getting women pregnant:
I've got my third-degree black belt and I've gotten several women pregnant, so I've moved on to other things. These days I'm into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women's water. If you're pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced, give me a call and I'll ride my bike over and take care of it.Taste The Brew for his NSFW view on booty love.
On his passion for anal sex:
I like f*cking ass! Ain't nothin' like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, g*ddamn it. I'd put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that's when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her.Wow. Read the rest of the interview here.
Morgan also has a new book out, "I Am The New Black."
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