Brew Bits: Ice Skating and Air Brushing

Demi Moore graces the cover of W magazine this month, looking like she just finished an ice dance lesson with Rudy Galindo.

While, you'd have to be wearing your Full Metal Hater Jacket, to not think her body is awesome...that soft vaselined up lens is killing me softly. Inside, she claims she doesn't want to be called a cougar any more. And while I almost championed her for saying 'Screw You' to society for that moronic term, she says she prefers to be called a Puma.

Funnily enough, apparently The Puma is the term they have come up with to describe 30-somethings (such as m'self) who enjoy the strong, tireless hand of a younger man. How 'bout you just call us...LUCKY, and leave a voice message- we're busy!

Read the rest of the babble at: W Magazine