Happy Thanksgiving Day

It's the holiday where you give thanks to White Jesus for allowing you to live another year just so you can hitch a ride to your favorite aunties house to shove cheese, meat, greens and other shyt down your pie holes (except that casserole from Cousin Effie - you've been to her house before and knows how she gets down!). And after you stuff yourselves stupid you wake up at the crack of dawn the next day to go and spend money on more shyt you don't really need. Whatevs, do you, be great and enjoy the day! Love, the Witches.