Cornball Corner: So Fresh and So Clean?

Cheese and arse is never a good thing paired together especially on your red Martha Stewart for Kmart sheet set. What in the thuglovinstripperhell is going on right chere? Why this little bird-chested fella thought it was a good idea to pose with his favorite low budget snack is beyond me but for this my friend you have found yourself in the Brew's Cornball Corner. Get me Derek Blanks on the phone, stat!