SHOVE YOUR OFFICE POTLUCK!

With Thanksgiving done, and the media schmucks all in a tizzy about Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Eff It Just Buy It Please Wednesday,  I am already over the Holiday Season.  And it is with dread that I ponder the most hated office Holiday tradition, around.  Call me a Scrooge... but there is one thing that skeeves me out about the Holiday season, and that's the blasted Office Potluck.  At once such event, I saw someone from one of our satellite offices enter, from the garage...still with keys and hand and winter coat on, stick the other dirty hand in a baggie of shredded lettuce-- and sprinkle her e-coli leaves all over her 15 layer Artery Clogging Supreme.

My gag-reflex worked overtime.

Call me a snob, but I do not want to chow down on Pet Hair Surprise from the lady down in accounting that smells like a used urinal cake.  In the Merriest way possible, I  want you to shove your 17 layer Taco meat surprise, your Canned Jalapeño Jumble and your 176 Bean and Sour Cream Casserole right up your Yuletide hole!

And a Ho Ho Ho to ya, bitches!!