Brew Bits: So Predictable

Tiger Wood is this close (*holds up thumb and index finger close together*) to being banned from the Brew with his predictable arse. Cameras "caught" Tiger taking a run with random trainer dude from Central Casting, just 2 days before he's to give his first statement about his wayward dyck. This move is straight from the Celebrity Damage Control 101 manual; "to ease your way back into the spotlight, go jogging or to Starbucks and then act surprised after the paparazzi "catches" you doing normal Brewshyt". This bedroom bully makes me itch! Go that a way....