Would You Rock It?: Clothes For Your Peen!

Yeah, you read it correctly. Now, look, I'm all for role play, thinking outside the box in the bedroom and spicing things up. But this may be taking things a bit too far. An online store called Dapper Dicks is selling mini-outfits for le paynis! The website even has a size chart, you know, for those who think they "live a Magnum lifestyle" but really need a little help in the measurement deparment?

For $30-45, you can buy a Dapper Dicks get-up to spice up your wood. Here are some of their offerings.

So, men, would you rock it? Ladies, would you run if you saw this coming at you (pun intended)?

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