Brew Bits: Japan Celebrates Your Junk Down Below

I promise you, we don’t make this stuff up.

Springtime in Japan must mean “celebrate the peen and the poon!” The country has held festivals in honor of the penis and the vagina for 1,500 years. The celebrations ensure a good harvest and, well, they also promote baby-making. I prefer to promote baby-making with wine, a steak and a nice Luther/Teddy/Maxwell mixtape, but whatever floats your boat.

During the festivals, kids carry a small vagina to a shrine and then the grown men carry a very large vadge to the shrine along a parade route.

Naturally, the penis fest draws a bigger crowd. I mean, I like my hoo-hah and all but I’d sorta rather look at the ding, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, the penis fest brings in 100,000 “fans” who pose with candy penises and then parade a 6 ft. long wooden penis down the street.

 

Looks like my kinda party. So, who’s down to go to Japan with me?

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Would You Rock It?: Clothes For Your Peen!

Yeah, you read it correctly. Now, look, I'm all for role play, thinking outside the box in the bedroom and spicing things up. But this may be taking things a bit too far. An online store called Dapper Dicks is selling mini-outfits for le paynis! The website even has a size chart, you know, for those who think they "live a Magnum lifestyle" but really need a little help in the measurement deparment?

For $30-45, you can buy a Dapper Dicks get-up to spice up your wood. Here are some of their offerings.

So, men, would you rock it? Ladies, would you run if you saw this coming at you (pun intended)?

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What Do You Call Your...

We know men have names for their peens... whether they call them Johnsons, Digglers, Curiosity ('cuz it kills da cat^©) or Frank 'n Beans, they've surely measured and named their "members."

But what about us ladies? Why aren't we more boastful about what we're working with? Shouldn't we be naming our vagicats like the men name their little men? If your hoo-ha has a moniker... tell us what you're calling it these days!

There's no shortage of names for the peen... they had to get that fast-talking dude to cover all the bases. Click here for the video.

(^©Ask-A-Cash)

Movie Review: The Watchmen

I enjoy sci-fi and action, as much as any other gal. (OK prob more, I'm a lil geeky).  So, you tell me there is an adaption of anything that involves people with capes and ish.. and I'm gonna get my ass to them thar multi-o-plex! Super Quick synopsis for the uninformed. What happens when the self appointed heroes/ good guys are not so squeaky clean.  Blah blah blah fishcakes... go for the Dr. Manhattan 6 feet of peen!  Rarr!

That's right baby, mad full frontal male nudity! Bring that sweet blue weenis on!

Dilemma:  Would you freak out if your hot bodied, albeit blueberry hued man, could morph himself into multiples and try to offer you a 3 some of  some him?  That  Silk Spectre II, what a light weight.