Now, THAT's One Ill Na-na

'70s Blaxploitation film goddess Pam Grier's new book has some interesting revelations. Among them: she had Richard Pryor to thank for a buildup of cocaine residue near her cervix! Yup. You can resume blinking now.

Grier's new memoir, Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, details her relationship with the comedian and how Pryor must have used cocaine to keep his peen (ahem) "up" during sex.

Here's an excerpt of a conversation Grier had with her doctor:

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

Grier told the doctor her mouth did go numb sometimes when she "mic checked" the peen, which is an apparent link to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.

Bottom line: ladies, protect your lady-parts (and your mouth)!

Ewww.

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Brew Bits: Japan Celebrates Your Junk Down Below

I promise you, we don’t make this stuff up.

Springtime in Japan must mean “celebrate the peen and the poon!” The country has held festivals in honor of the penis and the vagina for 1,500 years. The celebrations ensure a good harvest and, well, they also promote baby-making. I prefer to promote baby-making with wine, a steak and a nice Luther/Teddy/Maxwell mixtape, but whatever floats your boat.

During the festivals, kids carry a small vagina to a shrine and then the grown men carry a very large vadge to the shrine along a parade route.

Naturally, the penis fest draws a bigger crowd. I mean, I like my hoo-hah and all but I’d sorta rather look at the ding, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, the penis fest brings in 100,000 “fans” who pose with candy penises and then parade a 6 ft. long wooden penis down the street.

 

Looks like my kinda party. So, who’s down to go to Japan with me?

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Brew Throwback: 'Ruff Neck' - MC Lyte

Who knew that by "ruff neck" she meant vagina???? Still this is my ish!!!

"Gotta who, gotta have a whut???!!!"