Now, THAT's One Ill Na-na

'70s Blaxploitation film goddess Pam Grier's new book has some interesting revelations. Among them: she had Richard Pryor to thank for a buildup of cocaine residue near her cervix! Yup. You can resume blinking now.

Grier's new memoir, Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, details her relationship with the comedian and how Pryor must have used cocaine to keep his peen (ahem) "up" during sex.

Here's an excerpt of a conversation Grier had with her doctor:

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

Grier told the doctor her mouth did go numb sometimes when she "mic checked" the peen, which is an apparent link to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.

Bottom line: ladies, protect your lady-parts (and your mouth)!

Ewww.

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Breaking Brew News: Cocaine REALLY Kills*

*insert sarcasm

About a third of all the yayo (llello, for my Latin amigos) seized in the United States is laced with a veterinary pill that might give you the high of your life... and kill you at the same time.

The drug is called levamisole. It’s used to de-worm livestock. It may be used to treat certain cancers as well, but it weakens the immune system, opening the door for infections. So far, the drug has been blamed in three deaths in the U.S and Canada.

Doctors say levamisole may give cocaine users a more intense high, making them think they’ve just gotten themselves a good stash of that helluva drug. Of course, most patients who are actually using cocaine won’t admit it to their doctors anyway, and many doctors say they don’t even know what to look for or how to treat levamisole’s effects.

Cops think coke processors are adding the drug to the cocaine before it’s smuggled into the U.S. to stretch out their supplies.

“Just say no” isn’t a bad mantra afterall. Just ask this guy…