David Paterson a.k.a. "Sticky Fingaz"

They say when you lose one sense the other senses become sharper. Clearly that's the case with New York Governor David Paterson. Word on the curb is that the legally blind leader got caught in the closet at the Governor's Mansion fine tuning his sense of touch with a friend. A trooper reportedly found the startled couple snuggling in a electricity room (*insert joke here*).  The trooper reported the incident to his supervisor. Subsequently, the state protocol for patrolling the Governor's mansion was changed. These newest allegations come on the heels of another claim that Paterson and a family "friend" were spotted nuzzling at a restaurant 10 weeks ago. You may recall, right after taking office Paterson admitted to cheating on his wife Michelle. His spokesperson has issued a "what had happened"...denying the incident ever took place. Damn D, just say you thought it was your wife!
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