Idiots, Party of Two

The short bus and idiot's table just got one more rider:

You can add Javaris Crittenton to the "will dribble for food" line.  NBA commissioner David Stern suspended Washington Wizards guards Gilbert Arenas and Crittenton for the remainder of the season for having guns in the locker room.

Stern said guns will not be tolerated! And to top it off, both players were suspended without pay for their roles in bringing guns into the Wizards' locker room.

Arenas is in the 2nd season of a 6-year, $111 million contract.

Taste the Brew to read Stern's full statement on these two dumbasses.

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Gilbert Arenas Has Company

NBA player Javaris Crittenton has now been charged with a gun felony. The Washington Post reports he was charged with "unlawful possession of a firearm," which –of course– is a felony. Crittenton was also charged with attempt to carry a pistol without a license, which is a misdemeanor. Crittenton is trying to reach an agreement to drop the felony and cop a plea to the misdemeanor.

Crittenton and now banished NBA star Gilbert Arenas reportedly displayed guns during a locker room dispute. Arenas has already pleaded guilty to a felony and was suspended indefinitely from the NBA.

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