Lawrence Taylor: Smiling With His Eyes

It's mug shot central this week at the Brew.  Somebody get Tyra Banks on the mainline right now.  This fool is smizing!

NFL hall of famer Lawrence Taylor was popped by the po-po in Florida Sunday.  Cops say he hit a car and left the scene.  The 50 year old former linebacker and Dancing With The Stars twinkle toes was charged with leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage.  Taylor told the cops he thought he hit a guardrail rather than another car.

This isn't his first rodeo with the law.  Taylor was found guilty of misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia and had been on probation after pleading guilty to tax evasion and for buying crack cocaine from an undercover cop.

Well, one thing's for sure, his bloodshot eye game...is proper!


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Cornball Corner: Katt Williams

I was going to pick Chris Brown to sit in the Brew's Cornball Corner for obvious reasons but I'm over that leggins wearing dancing bama. This week's honors go to coonerific funny man Katt Williams. By now we have heard about his arrested for burglary in Georgia. His supplier spokesperson said it was all a big misunderstanding. Katt was reportedly staying in a guesthouse at the home of movie producer Barry Hankerson but one of Hankerson's employees called the po po on him. Katt's bond was set at $41,150.  Check the vacant smile, those edges, the crazy! Cocaine's a helluva drug!
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