"Skeet" Happens

"Ew baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raw..." (Shimmy Shimmy Ya, 1995) The FDA has announced that 17-year-olds will soon be able to buy the so-called "morning after" pill, over-the-counter style. Poppin' Plan B stops a pregancy if taken up to 72 hours after raw-dogging. Younger teens will still need a prescription to access the pill. Sales won't happen overnight. The FDA says the manufacturer of Plan B still has to submit and receive approval for labeling changes which could take some time. Today's announcement has triggered protests on both sides of the issue. We here at The Brew believe in bundling up, but understand that "skeet" happens. Protect ya' neck as the Wu would say. Discuss...

**Update: The FDA has just announced that instead of Plan B, teens should just look into the crazy eyes of ODB and it works the same as poppin' the pill!**