Unpopular Brewpoint: Madea Goes to Heaven.....

Yes, in the final installment of the Madea series, she finally tries some of her over the top, obnoxious antics on the wrong person and gets pistol whipped to a bloody pulp, she dies..... Madea finally dies, HELL-LUR!!!!! I don't know if TP has any plans on ending this Madea stuff anytime soon but he should certainly be considering it. Does he try to infuse some life lessons in there? yes he does (3 snaps with a hand on the hip to you TP! *side eye too* you know why...) but I think we've all had our fill of the gun totting, 54ZZZZZ cup bra wearing, house arrest bracelet wearing mam/sir.

Sure there are some hardy har har moments, I'm a Negro woman for Christ sake! so of course some of that stereotypical colored people stuff is amusing to me but my Madea funny bone is becoming brittle, not even an overdose of calcium can save me at this point. I have come down with a severe case of 'Osteo-madea-perosis', SHE MUST DIE TP! But fine, I'll compromise with you, can you at least have her enrolled in fat camp in the next movie? I suspect your extensive church going fan base considers her "chubby and fun". Madea is big, overgrown and mean! and I blame Madea for them going to "Old Country Buffet" after seeing your movies. TP the fate of your people is in your hands..... kill Madea, she has made you alot of money. I'm sure you and your boo (I use the term boo loosely here... could be an individual equipped with a vagicat or a peen *wink*,either way,you get em tiger!) are able to travel to any exotic destination in this world, you live in a mad, crazy, stupid fly mansion, you have done the damn thing! Focus more on those Madea-free films, I quite enjoyed "The Family that Preys" (Sanaa as a whore was so awesome!) and I just love me some Kathy Bates.

And then sir you write a "keepin it real-ish" book and claim this Madea to be the author, come on now sir! really?!

In my humble opinion black woman are already quick to remove their earrings and vaseline themselves down. So did we really need your fictional character's tips on what constitutes a beat down??? hmmm probably not. The Negro woman knows when to get down for hers..... trust!

Now I do quite enjoy this scene where Madea calculates what is owed to the discarded Negro woman with the horrific lace wig in "Diary of a Mad Black Woman", the calculator takes a neverending beating and the figure comes out to something in the millions...... funny shit!



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