Celebrity Love Letter: XXX Edition

Dear Vin Diesel,

You are such a good...no..talented...no that's not it... um LIVING actor, YES YES! That's it, you are alive! I mean I suppose you are alive and all, and you have not been completely turned into an action movie cyborg. Great Job, on that!

I guess what I’m trying to say is... I kinda missed you and your monotone thespian ‘skills’, especially, with your shirt off. So welcome back!

Mind you I will not be shilling out any cash to actually, see this ‘new’ movie you’re in-- Fast & Furious (This franchise is SOOO experimental with the names!). But seriously, kid, kudos for you for getting back out there on the movie set.

So......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... wanna do it?

Love, Bianca

P.S. More than willing to let that yummy Paul Walker watch. Bianca is a freak. HOLLA!


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