Dear Dummy: Soul 4 Real Edition

Dear Dummy Dalyrimple Brothers:

Is it that bad? I know it's hard out here for a pimp, but SHEESH!! Just when we thought it was safe to begin to call 90's music that GOOD STUFF, here you go messing it up for everyone.

According to reports, 3 of the band members (Andre, Brian and Jason) are being charged with145 counts of frad--credit card, bad checks, stolen identities and the whole 9.

Police reports in Duluth, GA (home of the ATL housewives, ya'll!) state: “[We also found] a multitude of fraudulently obtained credit cards,” said Major Woodruff of Duluth PD, “documents for bank loans, checking and savings accounts in fraudulent names, account and routing numbers belonging to legitimate accounts and documents containing identifying information of many individuals.”

WTF? You couldn't make any money being Craig Mack Clones?? I'm sure there is a market for that SOMEWHERE!!!

Sigh, I remember it yesterday: you, me and Heavy D were getting down to this number during the WPGC 95.5 afternoon drive time with AL B DEE!!!

Sincerely,

A 90's Music R&B JUNKIE