Raid Rachel's Closet

Damn This Recession! First Circuit City, now celeb anorex stylist and reality show "star," Rachel Zoe is getting in on the "everything must go" liquidation action.

Next Thursday, March 26th, an LA store will host a shopping event for a small number of invited guests to shop handpicked jewelry items from Rachel's closet. A portion of the proceeds will go to charity. That's code for "I'm keeping some of this dinero, heffas." Here's the catch for us online deal grabbers: anything that makes it past the first night will be hocked on these here internetz (DecadesTwo.com and on the store’s eBay page). The whole shopping event will wind up on Rachel's lil reality show on Bravo, which I happen to watch along with all the other mindless TV. I just like the way she thinks every look she creates will "shut.it.down." She needs to shut down on a sandwich.