Health: Hell Nope Pope!

"For the lap, Jimbrowski must wear a cap
Just in case the young girl likes to clap..." (Buddy, De La Soul, 1989)
I was always taught to make sure my boo has his jimmy strapped extra tight to avoid any nasty after effects such as gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV. So I was very puzzled when Pope Benedict said recently that condoms "increase the problem" of AIDS. Huh, what? The Pope made the comments abroad a plan on his was to...(drum roll)...Africa where the AIDS epidemic is rampant! The Pope believes promoting condom use will increase sexual activity. A professor at Britain's Oxford University called the Pope's comments, "a major step backwards in terms of global health education...counter-productive, and is likely to lead to increases in HIV infection in Africa and elsewhere" The Vatican is backing the Pope's comments. HIV, the virus that can lead to AIDS, infects 33 million people globally and has killed 25 million, especially the African-American community. So, as a member of that community, join me when when I tell the Pope that I'ma need him to keep to the confines of St. Peter's Square and stick with the blessing steze, stat!