Rant: Pull Up Your Effin Pants

Memo to all men: Pull Up Your Effin Pants!
I don’t want to see your drawz, even if they are Versace. I don’t even really need to see your belt actually. And I especially don’t want to see the useless belt if it’s hanging below your butt. You’re not in the penitentiary. Belt use is okay in the ‘outside world.’ So please get one.

I’m tired of riding the train and getting an eyeful of your ass.

I’m tired of going to the mall and seeing your booty peek out beneath your nightgown length tee shirt.

I’m tired of seeing your dirty boxers and your boxer briefs. We aren’t sexin’ so why would I need to know what color panties you have on today?

Please pull up your effin pants.

Did you ever think, maybe if you wore your pants closer to your waist where they’re supposed to go, that possibly, you’d qualify for a better job (or a job to begin with)? Or maybe the rest of the world would look at you with different eyes? But they won’t if you keep wearing pants that make you look like you’ve got a load of poop in your pants.

Please pull up your effin pants.

If the cops were to chase you (as I’m sure they sometimes do), you couldn’t run freely because A) your pants are around your knees and B) you’ve got to use one arm to hold your pants up while you run. Trust me, women do not think it’s cute when your ass shows. Leave something to the imagination. Even the President wants you to get some better fitting jeans.

"[B]rothers should pull up their pants," he declared. "You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What's wrong with that? Come on." "Some people might not want to see your underwear - I'm one of them," he added.

Now go pull up your effin pants!