Celebrity Love Letter: Jonathan Rhys Myers

Dear Jonathan Rhys Myers,


First off, I appreciate the hell out of Showtime for turning


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American shallowness, triumphs again!

And I have to say, I’m a bit apprehensive about this 3rd season of one of my favorite shows. My favorite characters have been beheaded, or just be-deaded. And your current wife Lady Jane Seymour is boring as hell, seriously- I didn't even feel bad about you cheating on her a day into your marriage. I would also like to pick a bone with the 'IN THIS SEASON' teaser editor who thought it a good idea to assault my eyes with previews of Joss Stone in the buff. ICK.

But let me get back to the matter at hand.

So, Jonathan...I hear you are getting help for your little trouble with the drink. And I commend you on that! Life is about over coming your problems, so bravo! How’s about we come up with some things to do to take your mind of off your vices? Look, let me not beat around the bush....you wanna do it or what?

Love,

Bianca

Catch my Irish boo on the new season of the Tudors...sleazy sexy mofo!