Things White Jesus Loves

We at the Brew have previously mentioned how much the Negros love them some White Jesus. But who thinks about White Jesus and what He's into? Us at the Brew..that's who! (Ohhh that rhymed, say it one mo' time!)

White Jesus loves a cup of chain coffee. Starbucks, Caribou, The Coffee Beanery...if you can't get the same thing while you are on vacation than you can get at home, White Jesus gets uncomfortable.

White Jesus ADORES the Spirit of Truth's hair piece, he should wear it more often.

White Jesus just adores ODB, no one has warmed his heart since Big Baby Jesus. RIP!