WB's Cornball Corner: Kobe Bryant

I admit when Kobe Bryant first burst on the scene I was smitten. He's tall, handsome and could speak Italian. What more is there? Over the years though my love for the Kobe has waned, considerably. It started when dissed his father and married that crazy weffa Vanessa when she was still in high school, then it was the rape charge, then he ratted out his teammates about their jumpoff activities breaking the "Bros before Hoes" code! Classic bitchassness if you ask me. Now, he's messing with Spike Lee and I don't like it. Spike directed the film, "Kobe: Doin' Work". Lee had worked for months to get permission from Bryant, the Lakers and Coach Phil Jackson. It was supposed to be a day-in-the-life of that tall bama. So what does Bryant do at the last minute. He suddenly said he would not cooperate unless he was granted creative control! Spike Lee tried to contact Kobe on the phone to work things out but Kobe's ass wouldn't take his calls. The award-winning director even drove to Kobe's exclusive gated community, but couldn't get in! WTF? Kobe you should be happy someone wants to do a program on your ass! I guess they worked things out. Page Six is reporting the Lee "completely yielded" to the big baby's wishes. The flick was screened last weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival. Bryant is known to be a control freak when it comes to his image. I get all that but come on Kob, it's like that? Really? For that you are the cornball of the week, weak, weak! Now, like Shaquille O'Neal said, "tell me how my ass tastes..."