The Maury Files: Prince and Paris

When I saw this recent picture of Michael Jackson's children, I spit out my green tea, grabbed the computer and held it 2 inches in front of my eyes. No way these babies are biologically Mike's!! The tween mullet, the icy eyes, the itty bitty nostrils! Methinks MJ's made some type of back alley deal with their mother. I bet he traded Bubbles the chimp and the Elephant Man's skeleton for the babies, a diaper genie and some Similac. I just don't see ANY resemblance. I know Mikey didn't do the nasty with their mommy even after a case of Jesus juice. They're giving me that fierce Children of the Corn steze which is making me feel some kind of way right now. STOP LOOKING AT ME LITTLE GIRL! I can't help you. Run to the light...Maury? We need you stat!