Screeching Cat Gets Clothing Line

I thought I already had 100 reasons to hate shopping at Wal-Mart. Now, here’s a bona fide 101: actress and cat-screeching singer (imagine my finger quotes) Miley Cyrus is reportedly partnering with BCBG designer Max Azria on a juniors line to be sold at Wal-Mart. You know, Max is the man who reinvigorated the Herve Leger bandage dress that everybody and their momma has worn on the red carpet lately.

Surely, discount retailers are making a killing among recessionistas, but why Lord why does the great Max Azria have to pimp a line with this gum-transplant needing girl?

The line will include separates, tees, shoes and accessories. All items will be priced below $20 and sold exclusively in Wal-Mart (that store kinda makes me itch) this August.

It doesn’t hurt that Wal-Mart is also sponsoring Miley Cyrus’ tour which starts in September.

Please don’t let them start running commercials… I can’t take this child’s voice.