Epic Fail: Wal-Mart Won't Sell Whitney Houston?

Word on the streets is Wal-Mart may not carry Whitney Houston's new CD, I Look To You, in its stores when it drops on August 31st.

Why? Fix your faces for this one people... Miley Cyrus' album also drops on that date. Wal-Mart has a huge deal with the screeching cat Cyrus to carry her new clothing line with BCBG designer Max Azria. That clothing line also debuts on August 31st. So, the oppressive retailer may only carry Houston's album online. The rumor is Wal-Mart doesn't want the diva's new release to interfere with Cyrus' buzz.

So, is Wal-Mart trying to put a damper on the diva's comeback? Or, are they simply protecting their interests by pushing to drive Miley to debut at #1?

Personally, I'd rather listen to a cat meow all night, while having a root canal (sans anesthesia), while rats chew off my eyelids than listen to anything Miley sings. But that's just me.

What's your call?

Screeching Cat Gets Clothing Line

I thought I already had 100 reasons to hate shopping at Wal-Mart. Now, here’s a bona fide 101: actress and cat-screeching singer (imagine my finger quotes) Miley Cyrus is reportedly partnering with BCBG designer Max Azria on a juniors line to be sold at Wal-Mart. You know, Max is the man who reinvigorated the Herve Leger bandage dress that everybody and their momma has worn on the red carpet lately.

Surely, discount retailers are making a killing among recessionistas, but why Lord why does the great Max Azria have to pimp a line with this gum-transplant needing girl?

The line will include separates, tees, shoes and accessories. All items will be priced below $20 and sold exclusively in Wal-Mart (that store kinda makes me itch) this August.

It doesn’t hurt that Wal-Mart is also sponsoring Miley Cyrus’ tour which starts in September.

Please don’t let them start running commercials… I can’t take this child’s voice.

Miley Cyrus Smackdown

I guess Jamie Foxx won't be working with Hannah Montana any time soon. On his Sirius Satellite Radio show, The Foxxhole, Jamie went o-f-f on the 16 year old.

I won't even begin to set this one up... the clip speaks for itself.