Brew Dating Woes: "HEY, WHEN YOU GONNA COOK FOR ME?"

Listen here sir!

"HEY WHEN YOU GONNA COOK FOR ME?" Let's dissect this asinine question by saying , STOP ASKING THIS!!!! This does not equate to a date! Even if said young lady said she loves to cook, it is still not acceptable for you to mask your laminosity and lack of creativity by asking her to cook for you. "A date" my friend occurs outside her home and outside of your home, usually in a dining establishment of some sort or a picture show or whatever may tickle the young ladies fancy.

Oh and the jedi mind trick "man it's so good to find a woman who still loves to cook, didn't think there was any of those left". Hmmmm mmmm, right..... still not cooking for you Paco! ugh! Putting the obvious lameness of this aside it seems to me a no brainer to not request entry into a womans home upon first meeting her. It shouldn't even be in your head to request such nonsense!

So in answer to your question, "when am I cooking for you????"NEVER!!! or whenever I weigh 120lbs and have these 2 men fighting over me......



whichever comes first, until then DIE CHUMP!