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Witches' Brew: Miracle Water Pusher..... Rev. Leroy Jenkins

Friday, July 10, 2009

Miracle Water Pusher..... Rev. Leroy Jenkins



Ok, either I gotta go to bed later or not get up so early. This morning whilst browsing channels I happen upon this Pastoral nutjob, Reverend Leroy Jenkins. Ok so many things wrong here,

#1 I had to do a double take as I thought it was Elvis on the screen offering up this miracle vial of Jesus water



#2 he had on a sequenced, bedazzled double breasted suit, undoubtedly so as to better recognize him as a man of the Lord *sigh*

#3 Is it okay to just accept any paying customer BET??? I mean fine, he paid for his slot but do you take just anyone??? seriously? HE IS SELLING MIRACLE WATER TO PEOPLE!!!! Dressed as an Elvis impersonator...... how is this right???

I was officially done as I watched him tell a woman "you know you have a tumor don't you?" Excuse me Mr. God Warrior???? He woulda got punched right in his face! and it was so troublesome that most of his studio audience were of the Negro persuasion, ugh!

Man I quit...... check out Rev. Quack here pushing his "miracle water"..... Jesus you gon have to take the wheel, I can't do this on my own......



And totoally off topic but when was the last time you met a white man named Leroy???? That should tell them right there!!

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3 Comments:

At Saturday, July 11, 2009 at 8:17:00 AM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO omg...I'm laughing so loud for it being so early....this is almost as hideous at the guy that yells randomly through his preaching (GOOOODDDDDD!!!!) I've heard about him not to keen on watching tv pastors though unless its Creflo Dollar. But Leroy Jenkins is NOT the bidness.

 
At Saturday, July 11, 2009 at 8:17:00 AM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I called for that "FREE" vial of water I would have threw it at him.

 
At Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 9:32:00 PM EST , Anonymous Chris Wright said...

If anyone of you ever attended a crusade, you would find out real quick whether this man is used of God. During every service, he gives any skeptics that may be in the room a chance to come down and see whether God talks to him or not. Go sometime and see for yourselves. The person that may get Blessed that day might be you. And if having convinced you of the reality that God is still in the miracle business, one of your loved ones who has a need may get a healing, blessing, etc, also. What do you have to lose but a little time? You've wasted a lot of time already on trivial things

 

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