Cornball Corner: Heidi, Heidi, Heidi...HO!

She is like a boil on the ass of the universe. Plastic Surgery Barbie Malibu Edition's spread in Playboy comes out this Friday. (*crickets chirping*). Sorry, but the mere existence of this publicity whooty and her weirdo hubby suck all the oxygen out of the room. I can totally see them at home fighting over hair products and dildos. Not sure too many people will cop this month's jackoff journal edition. Heidi please, "go that away....." before I sick Al "Whoop That Trick" Roker on yo ass again!