Why Isn't Fox News Reporting This?

Police say Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane beat a cab driver to the white meat all because the driver didn't have 20 cents in change. Kane and his cousin caught a cab after a night of happy times in Buffalo. When the cab driver didn't make change Kane allegedly clocked him. The driver suffered cuts to his face and his glasses were tore the fock up. Both men were were charged with misdemeanors. These dudes have been listening to too much Lil Wayne or something. Why all this crunkness in suburbia?